Fashion Horoscope
by Felicia Hartwick
Happy March everyone. Aou all know what March means: it's the wearing of the Green.
Yes, yes, I myself is not a huge fan of the color green (unless it's in the form of some of that Muggle money they call dollars), but during this month, and especially on March 17, everyone--and I mean EVERYONE--wears green. So tear through your closets and find some! We are witches and wizards, you know, so find a nice little "green" spell and magic any article of clothing green for the day.
No on with the Fashion Hororscopes.
Pisces - February 19 - March 20: You are the center of attention this month, and better yet, money (that green stuff I was talking about) is coming your way. Now, being the center of attention anything you wear will make everyone GREEN with envy. So use your fashion sense and put together anything you want.
Aries - March 21 - April 19): It's time to recharge; the last few months have been hard on you. Snuggle into that four poster and chill out, and what better way but in a warm, compfy pair of PJs (flannel is the best way).
Taurus - April 20 - May 20: Time to get your head in those book and start to buckle down, so fit your best jeans. Add a wide belt with a huge buckle and head off to the library in style!
Gemini - May 21 - June 20: Time to find a job to get some "green" yourself. (I hear Kenneth is looking for someone to run my shopping bags up to me during his big sales.) So, once again comfort is the key: cargo pants and t-shirts. The cargo pants is a must; the pockets come in handy for all those little items I buy.
Cancer - June 21 - July 22: Cancers: time to set yourself some goals, and I'm not talking about the Quiddy kind. So once again, comfort. After all, you're just setting the goals, not actually working on them yet. This calls for jeans and big soft warm sweaters.
Leo - July 23 - August 22: Homework, homework, homework! Do you see a pattern here? You should. Shirts with patterns are big this season; floral designs are very big... well, for the girls, anyway!
Virgo - August 23 - September 22: Creativity is calling you. Anything goes... well, almost anything goes. Please, no clashing of patterns. But do try something original, something you might not wear all the time. And please do not ask Professor Trelawney for any advice; have you seen what she looks like with all those different combinations she wears!
Libra - September 23 - October 22: This is your lucky month! Everything goes your way. *whispers* I'm hanging out with you this month! When yo go to those sales, you will find anything you want in your size and color! Like I said, I'm with you this month.
Scoprio - October 23 - November 22: Get fit for the summer. Excerise gear is right up your alley. And, of course, with that goes new trainers. Have you seen the newest from Kappa? The cutest high tops in hot pink....
Sagittarius - November 23 - December 22: The redecoration bug has hit you, but please do not try to match the room your are trying to decorate. Hey, does this mean I can get Ty here again? Or Andrew? So, you know what that means? Jeans and a cute t-shirt and one of those leather construction belts.
Capricorn - December 22 - January 19: This is your Sirius... sorry... I mean serious month. Dress robes of deep navy, black, even chocolate browns are on your shopping list this month.
Aquarius - January 20 - February 18: Time to bury the hatchet, as they say. Have you had a tiff with your best friend? It's time to say you're sorry. Always look your best so the person to whom you are apologizing knows you are sincere. But don't be too dressy; this isn't a formal affair, you know.
Well that's it. Like I said, any combination of green is good to wear this month. Just take it easy and don't combine too many different shades at one time. And don't forget to wear your "Kiss me, I'm Irish" button, even if you're not Irish. That's what I plan to do; the misletoe died, so I had to move on to something else!
